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The Cook (2008)

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    A bunch of sorority girls decide to stay at their house instead of going on spring break are treated to fine cuisine by the new cook. Little do they know, they are eating their own sister- the first in line to be killed, grilled, sautéed and however many things you can think of to do with a human, by the chef. There are several shots of slicing and dicing along with several attempts at light humor included in the mix. On the humor level it fails. But that’s alright because it follows the standard slasher formula, offering nothing new.
 
    Plenty of t & a, mostly t, to go around and quite a few of the girls are boner inducing. There’s really not too much to say about this. It has a predictable ending, leaving the possibility open for a sequel, which there shouldn’t be. Although I wouldn’t be in a big hurry to move it to the top of my to-see list, I’d throw it in there somewhere. Rent it.
 
 **1/2

-Rod Schroeder