I
try not to go into a movie with expectations, any movie, neither high
nor low. Having said that, sometimes a certain title will stand out and
I convince myself it is of the utmost importance that I see it, fully
expecting to like it. Devil Times Five is one of those movies, but
don’t ask me why I’m only now (the disc has been out for a year or
more) getting around to seeing it.
Some
kids and at least two adults, one a nun, are en route somewhere when
the driver of the van they’re traveling in loses control, spilling the
precious cargo in the snow. The children, along with Sister such &
such (who herself is just one of the kids in costume), & picking up
just as their ready to fly, straight from Tiger Beat magazine- Leif
Garrett, scurry away from the wreck assured there are no remaining survivors.
There
are 3 couples meeting at a lodge in the mountains for some business
reason, but one of the couples is in love and they really just want to
spend time together. Enter Ralph, the retarded handyman of the lodge.
This character is a straight theft of the Lenny character from Of Mice
& Men. A catfight between 2 of the ladies erupts in glorious 70s
fashion, sadly neither lose their clothes, although at the end there is
a titty shot for a brief instance. And then there’s Harvey Beckman,
played by Sorrell Booke aka Boss Hogg.
The
kids find the lodge, cue creepy synthesizer, the picking of some
weapons and it’s evident that there’s trouble ahead. The scene segues
into the first murder, which is filmed in slow motion and a sickly red
glow, and it’s one of the longest murders I’ve ever witnessed as each
kid uses his/her weapon repeatedly to beat the life out of the poor sap
who just so happened to be following them, a surviving adult from the
crash who knew what the children were capable of, but wholly unprepared
as they stomped his ass.
So,
did Devil Times Five meet my expectations? Well, yes somewhat. It’s a
good movie; the acting is done well, especially the kids. Some
unintentional humor rounds out the show…”They’re piranya” and “I’m
expecting the gout”, you really can’t go wrong. Code Red did a good job
with the transfer. If you’re on the fence, I’d say rent it. I liked it
but would have liked the murders to happen a bit faster.
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-Rod Schroeder